sleepless nights, monster stretch marks, unglamorous weight gain, excruciating morning sickness, scary hernia, super heavy boobs... and everything that came with her... totally worth it.

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a professional procrastinator. a closet lap dancer. an advocate of history, culture and female empowerment. a fairy to the cinderGAYllas. a band junkie. an amateur good person. a hardware shopper. a stiletto sprinter. a wannabe digital artist. a clueless instructor. a repentant wild child. a former catholic schoolgirl. a self confessed technosexual. a bad cook. an even worse driver. the worst singer alive. the logical village idiot. the patient bargain hunter. a sophomore algebra repeater. an honor student. a graduate of Fine Arts. a self inflicted glucose addict. a hopeless chocoholic. a relationship cynic. a three-shot drinker. a perennial jerk magnet. a proud thomasian. a prouder filipina. an excellent researcher of anything non academic. a blog whore. a pseudo-relationship expert. a platonic love buffer. a dense crushee. a pedestrian. a tarantista. a fag's hag. an adventurer. a certified papa's girl. an eyewear collector. the lucky owner of a saprid charcoal. never vain. never prissy. never became and never will be high maintenance. a guy's guide to the twisted female mind. has very nice lingerie. has a belly button ring. has a tattoo two and a half inches above her butt crack. ~~a frienster non-user.~~ turned 27. is a relationship cynic. is a hopeful romantic. is mortal and divine. single. never married. no kids. a government employee. the mayor's monkey. an intramuros slave. an illustrado trainer. a sinner and a saint.

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